About Me

Name: IAdmitIAmCrazy
Email: augo@goquantum.net Biography
Loading...

Create Your Own Blog Find Other Townhall Blogs

Comments

Archives

Blog Roll

 

IAdmitIAmCrazy's Law

In internet circles Godwin's Law is well established and the empirical evidence is overwhelming:

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1
.

Its forerunner is the reductio ad Hitlerum, interestingly enough coined by NeoCon guru Leo Strauss playing on the well known reductio ad absurdum. And absurd it almost always is: It is a fallacy that tries to prove that a policy is wrong because it is similar or leads to similar outcomes as ones promoted by Adolf Hitler. Thus, a public financed job creation program must be wrong because Hitler used that in building the famous Autobahnen which later were used to transport the tanks to the west and east of Germany in preparation for the attacks on its neighbours in WWII.

A similar phenomenon is now to be observed in the political discourse in the U.S.A. The range is obviously far more limited than Godwin's Law. Therefore, I shamelessly suggest to call it the IadmitIAmCrazy's Law:

As an online political discussion in the U.S. grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Marx or communism/socialism approaches 1.


This is particularly true for discussions where President Obama is involved.

Similarly, the reductio ad Marxem holds, too. Thus, Obama is a "Marxist" because he's been trained as a community organizer in the mold of "Marxist fellow traveller" or "neo-Marxist" Saul Alinsky. Or, discussing a column by Ms. Coulter condemning Obama and the Democrats to be in the pocket of Wall Street, the paragon of capitalism, does not impede posters to rail about "Obama the Marxist".

The absurdity of the "reductio ad Marxem" becomes clear when we extend the faulty syllogism

Major Premise: Marxists promote government intervention in the economy.

Minor Premise: Obama promotes government intervention in the U.S. economy.

Conclusion: Therefore, Obama is a Marxist.

to other cases:

Major Premise: Evangelicals abhor homosexuality.

Minor Premise: Fidel Castro abhors homosexuality.

Conclusion: Therefore, Fidel Castro is an evangelical.

The syllogisms are faulty as they involve a "non sequitur". In order to be a complete syllogism, the major premises should read "All people promoting government intervention are Marxists" and "All people abhorring homosexuality are evangelicals". The completeness of a syllogism is not sufficient for the truth of neither premises nor the conclusion. The classical "reductio ad absurdum" involves a complete syllogism, where the absurd conclusion shows that either premise or both must be false. Citizens of North Dakota might like the following example:

Major Premise: All people promoting the welfare state are socialists.

Minor Premise: Bismarck promoted the welfare state.

Conclusion: Therefore, Bismarck was a socialist.

Now, for people outside of North Dakota, Otto von Birmarck was the conservative Imperial Chancellor in Germany after unification in 1871. In order to combat the budging socialist movement he used the carrot and the stick: He layed the foundation for the German social security system thus hoping to deny the socialists the opportunity to exploit a burning social isse. At the same time he initiated legislation that allowed to persecute the socialist, the Anti-Socialist Laws. I readily admit that Bismarck himself called his program "state socialism". The syllogism is complete, and while the major premise is in error, its conclusion is true - if you take Bismarck's word for it (text in italics updated).

The absurdity comes in the next step:

Major Premise: You are either conservative or socialist.

Minor Premise: Bismarck was a conservative.

Therefore: Bismarck was not a socialist.

The absurdity - at least in the eyes of conservatives and, rest assured, by socialists alike (text in italic updated) - then would be that Bismarck was both a conservative anti-socialist and a socialist. Go figure.

As both Godwin's and IadmitIAmCrazy's laws hold, it is no surprise to find Obama being scolded both for being a Nazi and a being a Communist. (I haven't quite figured out where the fascination of Obama critics with the Duce and Italian fascism has come about.) Given that the commonality of both nazism/fascism and communism lies in their totalitarianism and state interventionism in the economy, there is a certain consistency in using both arguments.

However, the consistency does not carry over. Obama the fascist or Obama the commie holds only for economic and social matters, not for civil liberties. There, the critique is of Obama being too soft on terrorists, of extending full constitutional protection to them, of not willing to acknowledge that there is a war going on, etc. That would be a curious behaviour for either a communist or a fascist while in honour to democratic socialists I would hasten to add, it's constituent to their position.

The critique of civil libertarians of the Obama administration's monumental failure, the one to restore civil liberties in the U.S. after the Bush-Cheney assault (e.g. Glenn Greenwald), is something (other) conservatives don't even register as it is completely beyond their comprehension. I wonder what they do with the fact that the fiercest critique of curtailing civil liberties in Britain has come from right wing Conservatives.

Also, on foreign policy, Obama supposedly is willing to turn over U.S. sovereignty to the U.N., meekly following the example of wimpy socialist Europe. Bare of any knowledge of European politics - as I suspect - Obama critics would probably cheer the blogs that call Mr. Sarkozy or Ms. Merkel socialist, leaving them without comprehension what the differences of those two leaders with their socialist or social democrat opposition may be.

Psychopathologists wouldn't have too much of a problem to classify this state of compartmentalized consistencies. However, I think it would be too easy to psychologize this behavior. Rather, a variation of a third law, Benford's Law of Controversy seems to hold:

Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

The variation would read something like this:

The disposition to seek and acknowledge information contradictory to one's pre-established opinion is inversely proportional to the passion involved.


A level-headed differentiated, nuanced position on political issues is readily dismissed as elitist, and a critique of all too crude a line of argument perceived as calling the opponent "stupid". Sadly enough, it is worse than stupid, it is deliberate ignorance, and saddest of all is the pride in willful ignorance that goes along.
 
First published on February 2, 2010.
Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (7) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive

Traditional Marriage: A Paragon of Collectivism?

The aim of this particular blog is to show that, as do liberals and conservatives, even conservatives among themselves disagree on fundamental issues such as gay marriage. In both instances, the way out is not to demonize your opponent, talking of "moral surrender" or blasting someone as a “RINO”. Instead let’s engage in a “spirited conversation”, as of all people, President Clinton's nemesis Ken Starr does in this discussion on “gay marriage”; I couldn’t have said it better: “It's therefore not surprising that people of goodwill are going to come to contrary views on issues of law and constitutionality, and thus we find ourselves in litigation.”

How “conservative” is “traditional marriage”? If you ask Bush’s Solicitor General and member of the Federalist Society, Ted Olson: not much. If you ask GOProud, not much. If you ask Ayn Rand objectivists: not much. If you ask the Cato Institute: not much. Even the liberal basher on Conservative Rainbow thinks: not much.

As the defense of “traditional marriage” is generally understood to be the conservative, particularly social conservative position, I need not list all sources here. Suffice it to say, that some try to excommunicate adherents of same-sex marriage from conservatism - or at least CPAC-events - altogether.

On Monday, January 11th, a trial goes to court in San Francisco where California’s Proposition 8 banning gay marriage is being challenged by a relative newcomer to the scene, the American Foundation for Equal Rights (AFER). Together with his opponent in Bush v. Gore, David Boies, and a host of other lawyers, Olson represents the group before the United States District Court for the Northern District of California. With the judge allowing cameras in the court room, be prepared for a juicy piece of judicial theatrics to come. Update 1 on January 12: Yesterday, a few hours before the trial began, the Supreme Court stayed temporarily this decision by the judge;  opponents of gay marriage fear that witnesses might feel intimidated by the cameras. The stay holds until Wednesday, when the Supreme Court will look into the issue again. Update 2 on January 14: The Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision extended the stay ppending a full appeal (h/t to Bruce Hausknecht on DriveThru)

Now, Olson after all is a lawyer, and AFER is supported among others by the champion of many liberal causes, Hollywood’s Rob Reiner. Furthermore, lawyers need not believe in their client’s causes, otherwise any criminal would have a hard time finding a lawyer. Surely, Olson won’t suffer financially and on the judicial front it might be a rewarding intellectual challenge. However, I find ample reason to believe that Olson’s engagement is out of genuine interest in the cause.

Chad Griffin, the Foundation’s Board President put it succinctly to Margaret Talbot, the author of the New Yorker article: “One’s fundamental constitutional rights should never be subject to a majority vote,” he said. “That’s what the Constitution is for. That’s what the courts are for.

As a European, it took me some time to get accustomed to the free flowing input of non-legal aspects into the exercise of the law in the U.S. Thus, the theatrical antiques of the prosecution and defence seem to take precedence over the execution of justice, from the politicking about juror selection and dramatic staging of witnesses to the oratorial fireworks in closing arguments - fascinating stuff for film and television. Today, it doesn’t surprise me that in such trials politics seem to dominate all other considerations: Why did AFER hijack the issue? Why wouldn’t they allow other parties into the trial? What would happen if they lose this one? Whom to recruit as plaintiffs? and so on. Little space is devoted to the legal questions themselves.

And even then, gay marriage proponents seem to be divided as much as federalists on the question whether the issue should be tried in federal courts. I’d concede though that for the former it is mostly (though not exclusively) a tactical question while to federalists it is one of principle. Some of them think it is a federal matter – interestingly both people who oppose gay marriage (see also Adam's Thursday, March 18, 2004 entry on the Ex Parte blog at 2:06 pm) as well as those who defend it.

I know that many conservatives think that it is not the court’s business to override the will of the sovereign, in this case, the California voters who pronounced themselves in a constitutional decision last November. However, did not the outright homophobe Ayn Rand declare "Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual)?"

Also, was it not Ken Blackwell who wrote a few weeks ago in a townhall piece: "The place of the individual vis-à-vis the state is the root of commonality for all conservatives, and the basic disconnect between conservatives and collectivists" and “The common enemy of all conservatives is the centrality of the state instead of the individual in our political system?” What is the imposed definition of “traditional marriage” onto individuals other than the imposition of the state’s will onto an individual?

You might construe a differentiation between the “majority of the voters” and the “state” or the “government”, but to me that would be pure sophistry. Would you allow the majority of the poor to vote to dispossess all their more blessed sisters and brethren commanding a patrimony of say more than a million bucks? Of course not. Would you not expect a court to study the laws and the constitution and find that the majority had acted against constitutional provisions? Thus, wherein lies the difference to imposing traditional marriage?

I do agree though, that individual rights are not absolute - after all, where would the "socialist" in me come into play? Before you hang me for deviating from the Randian Shining Path: How many of you think that the First Amendment does not allow for peddling pornography to children? And how many of you think that habeas corpus should not extend to terrorists? I do have a differentiated opinions on both of those issues but my point is: the rights are not absolute. Thus, it all hinges on the notion of a compelling reason to limit my rights because of the infringement of other people rights or - more ominously - another "compelling interest" of the state (like an "interest" for the citizens to procreate, see below). The latter though is only required if "strict scrutiny" applies, a legal controversy that certainly will enter the argument in Perry v. Schwarzenegger. I won't go into detail here because if conservatives are the strict anti-collectivist Mr. Blackwell thinks they are, any lessening of the standard should evoke sheer conservative abhorrence. (I need not defend my "socialist" position here, all I do is to discuss whether or not "traditional marriage" is "conservative" by conservatives' own standards. Talbot discusses the details of scrutiny in somewhat more detail.)

Where does the constitution say that everybody has the right to marry? You are right, it doesn’t say so explicitly. I’d hold that it is implicit in the Ninth Amendment. This amendment holds that all non-enumerated natural rights hold, lest by the mere fact that they had not been expressly enumerated in the constitution, the state would feel free to encroach on the liberties of the individual. Most others construe it via the privacy venue. (The due process clause is brought in to extend to persons of the same sex this privacy or non-enumerated right .)

However, there is well established legal precedent for the right to marry:
"The freedom to marry has long been recognized as one of the vital personal rights essential to the orderly pursuit of happiness by free men.

"Marriage is one of the 'basic civil rights of man,' fundamental to our very existence and survival.” (Loving v. Virginia, 1967).

That of course, could be read as endorsing the procreational aspect of marriage and thus limiting “marriage” to a man and a woman. As Judge Walker in the Perry case made clear, relying on that argument could create some curious consequences:

"THE COURT: The last marriage that I performed, Mr. Cooper, involved a groom who was ninety-five, and the bride was eighty-three. I did not demand that they prove that they intended to engage in procreative activity. Now, was I missing something?
"MR. COOPER: No, your Honor, you weren’t. Of course, you didn’t.
"THE COURT: And I might say it was a very happy relationship.
"MR. COOPER: I rejoice to hear that.

There is also, I hasten to add, the US Supreme Court decision on Bowers v. Hardwick in 1986, upholding the constitutionality of a Georgia sodomy law, but that was overruled in 2003 by Lawrence v Texas (by a supposedly more conservative court) in 2003.Thus, in all probability you won't find a consistent, principled precedent neither on the gay nor on the gay marriage issue.

Now, some Ayn Rand objectivists would object to any privileges “conveyed by the state” for married couples be they of same or opposite sex. For them, a voluntary association of two (or more?) partners needs no sanction by the state. They resent the state muscling into a voluntary contract. But wouldn’t that be an even stronger assault on "traditional marriage"?

As a civil libertarian socialist, I do agree with this basic tenet of conservatism: “The Federalist Society for Law and Public Policy Studies … is founded on the principles that the state exists to preserve freedom, that the separation of governmental powers is central to our Constitution, and that it is emphatically the province and duty of the judiciary to say what the law is,” yet – as I indicated above – I do not agree in all instances with the important caveat in the rest of the sentence “, not what it should be.” While I agree that it is not the courts’ business, to make new laws, there should be a constitutional court that checks acts of the executive, the legislative bodies and the sovereign itself as to their constitutionality. Again, the argument being that it is the duty of the law to defend the individual against unacceptable intrusions by the collective.

Socialist that I am – living in a “traditional marriage” for more than thirty-seven years – I am not only evil, I do have a “bleeding heart” for  gays, too – haven’t heard that term for a while, have you? And I hasten to add: I find it in my rational self-interest to defend gay rights. Who knows which other rights the well meaning zealots are going to vote away? On marriage, I do agree with David Boaz: “Privatize Marriage”! Or if you can’t do that; allow “civil unions” with all rights and obligations and no discrimination of same or opposite sex couples. If you want to marry, go to the church of your choosing. Each denomination is free to define “marriage” to their liking, no trademark given to any particular one.

Now, isn't that the basis for a spirited conversation Ken Starr calls for?

 
Originally posted on January 10, 2010


Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (2) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive

Abe Lincoln, a RINO adulated by Karl Marx

“Sir:

“We congratulate the American people upon your re-election by a large majority. If resistance to the Slave Power was the
reserved watchword of your first election, the triumphant war cry of your re-election is Death to Slavery.

“From the commencement of the titanic American strife the workingmen of Europe felt instinctively that the star-spangled banner carried the destiny of their class. The contest for the territories which opened the dire epopee, was it not to decide whether the virgin soil of immense tracts should be wedded to the labor of the emigrant or prostituted by the tramp of the slave driver?

….

“The workingmen of Europe feel sure that, as the American War of Independence initiated a new era of ascendancy for the middle class, so the American Antislavery War will do for the working classes. They consider it an earnest of the epoch to come that it fell to the lot of Abraham Lincoln, the single-minded son of the working class, to lead his country through the matchless struggle for the rescue of an enchained race and the reconstruction of a social world."

This address by the the International Working Men's Association was penned by non other than Karl Marx, the ideator of communism.

And what did Mr. Lincoln’s envoy to His Majesty’s Court at St. James’s, Charles Francis Adams instead of rejecting such
outrageous band-wagon jumping respond? Well what would you expect from a Massachusetts elitist scion of America’s  first political dynasty, son and grandson of U.S. presidents? Scroll a little and read for yourself:

“Sir:
 
“I am directed to inform you that the address of the Central Council of your Association, which was duly transmitted through this Legation to the President of the United [States], has been received by him.

“So far as the sentiments expressed by it are personal, they are accepted by him with a sincere and anxious desire that he may be able to prove himself not unworthy of the confidence which has been recently extended to him by his fellow citizens and by so many of the friends of humanity and progress throughout the world."

What better proof conservatives of today need to expose Honest Abe as a “RINO adulated by archcommunist Karl Marx”?

What a hay they’d  make out of that! I’d loved to hear the screeching sound bites, watch the breathless ads, see Glenn Beck crying on screen, Rush swaying his immense body, Washington’s MSM pundits bloviating about how much the just reelected president fell in the polls, and Senator DeMint crowing “that will finally break him”!
Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (8) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive

My conservative wishes for 2010

That we all may strive to conserve and preserve what many call God's creation in good stewardship for the coming generations

That we all may strive to conserve energy and thus avoid paying our precious $$, ££, and €€ to those who want to terrorize us

That we all may strive to conserve energy and thus avoid climate change that would wreck havoc both on far away people and ourselves

That we all may strive to conserve energy and thus avoid wrecking precious habitats because of "drill, baby, drill"

That we all may strive to conserve and heal life, limb and mental health of U.S. and allied service women and men in battle or on reconvalescence

That we all may strive to conserve and heal life, limb and mental health of those innocent victims of our military might we belittle as "collateral damage"

That we all may strive to conserve and defend our civil liberties and protect all individual rights - including those not expressly enumerated - against all infringement by either the States or the Federal Government as is so exemplary mandated by the Ninth Amendment to the U.S. constitution

That we all may strive to conserve and defend our civil liberties and protect all individual rights - including a woman's right to choose

That we all may strive to conserve and defend our civil liberties and protect all individual rights - including the choice of a spouse regardless of sexual orientation

That we all may strive to conserve and defend our civil liberties and protect all individual rights - and acknowledge that imposing pro-life convictions - however justified - constitutes an imposition of the collective will upon an individual which we normally label as a "collectivist" action

That we all may strive to conserveand defend all individual rights against overpowering economic actors who abuse their powers as Wall Street did during the last decades

That we all may strive to conserve and defend the sovereign's, the people's capacity to impose its political will against those who under the pretext of First Amendment rights are able to buy politicians in Washington, state capitals, City halls and throughout the world

That we all may strive to conserveand restore honesty, civility and sanity in our political discourse, accept that there are honest differences in values and opinion, and fight over real differences, not invented ones

That we all may strive to conserveand restore honesty, civility and sanity in our political discourse - and call "enhanced interrogation techniques" for what they are: torture, including"waterboarding" which is controlled drowning

That we all may strive to conserve and restore the image of the U.S. in the world as the beacon of democracy and do not convey that of the mortician of the universality of human rights in an unholy alliance with the theocrats in Tehran and the state capitalists in China

That we all may strive to conserve and restore the values of community and solidarity within our citizenry and with people from abroad

That we all may strive to conserve and restore the sense of an America that does not consist of the U.S. alone but of its neighbours north of the 49th and south of the Rio Grande, to name: Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Grenada, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, México, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Saint Lucia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Suriname, Trinidad and Tobago, Uruguay and Venezuela. Thus, maybe you should think twice before branding anyone as “un-American”

In this vein, have a happy and prosperous 2010
Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (0) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive

Ike was a communist!

 

One of my fondest childhood memories in the late fifties is going to the Cinema Saturday afternoon in – of all places – Moscow, capital of the now defunct USSR. The cinema was in the American Embassy, with popcorn and – upto that point unknown to me – Coca Cola produced on the spot out of syrup and soda water. Glenn Ford became my hero but somehow I learnt to root for the losers, the Indians, a habit I obviously have not been able to break ever since. That’s why my heart goes out to all the principled conservatives that did not make it last time in the election.

Other memories from Moscow – “with love” – were the nights when somebody hammered at the apartment door to get my dad out of bed and to our embassy. One Berlin crisis was chasing the next, and we could very well tell where politics stood from the response of our Russian playmates: when things went badly, they would disappear, if there was a thaw, we could play along. And I am quite sure, playing with them made me into the “socialist” I am today.

President of the United States at the time was one Dwight D. Eisenhower, even to us non-Americans known as “Ike” and as revered as the bulwark against the very real threat of a communist take-over of Germany and Western Europe.

It is with sadness, then, that I have to conclude from the current political discussion in the U.S. that Ike after all must have been a communist in disguise, suckering everyone, particularly innocent children like me, into believing he was anti-communist. How so? Well, Obama is leading the U.S. right now onto the path of socialism, or even communism and Stalinism by raising taxes, more specifically, the marginal rate in the top bracket to 39.6%. But that pales to the 91% marginal rate that was in place during the Eisenhower years. True enough, he did not raise it – I mean, there was little room for raising, wasn’t it? – but he did little to lower it. Funnily enough, the liberal MSM of the times made us believe that the U.S was in pretty good shape during the Eisenhower years – sure, there was the recession towards the end of Ike’s tenure. But it took a democratic president – JFK - to lower the rate in 1963 by a whopping 14% to – well, still whopping – 77 % (1965 it was lowered to 70%).

But, you might argue, wasn’t Eisenhower confronted with an overwhelming Democratic Congress? It just so happened that from 1953 thru 1955, Republicans held the majority in the Senate. And the massive Democratic majority came about only in the 1958 election. Looked-up closely, the Democratic party had a very strong Conservative wing – the influential post of Chairman of the Finance Committee after 1955 was in the hands of austerity preaching Harry Byrd – but one has to concede, as divided was the Republican party.

You object: “All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives;”? But again, from 1953 to 1955 the House was in the hands of the Republicans, and only after that Democratic again. And yet, the Democratic House voted for the Kennedy tax “relief”. Why wouldn’t Ike get that done?

Whatever, 70% or 91%, it must have been Stalinism, must it not? Come on, 40% isn’t even half of 91%, and if 40% is “socialism”, a rate double that high can only be communist. Which proves my point: If Obama is a socialist, Ike was a commie.
 
h/t to Brad at harikari
Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (3) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive

You Reject the Bailout: You Are a Socialist!

 

“The Socialist Party rejects the bailout of the financial sector.” Huh? Isn’t the bailout supposed to be a clever Stalinist scheme by a clandestine Marxist or Socialist president to turn the United States into a socialist or even worse: communist country? But there it is: “If we the people are now to publicly socialize the costs of our ruling class' disastrous practices, as our corporate politicians demand, what justification can be given for handing the very pillars of our economic security back to their private and unaccountable ownership, once resurrected?” (Statement of the Socialist Party U.S.A. on “Socialists Confront The Economic Crisis”). And the presidential candidate of the rival Socialist Workers party, Roger Caléro, criticized last October that the bailout plan “will not solve the capitalists’ financial crisis, which is not a product of ‘bad’ regulation or overpaid executives, but a result of the wages system.The Democrats and Republicans are trying to socialize certain losses of the capitalists.”(emphases mine)

Well, sneaky and clever-at-half “socialist” that I am, I did not quote the following sentence to the very first cited: “Instead, we propose that the government take over the financial sector, and then delegate the distribution of home loans to a decentralized network of non-profit credit unions.” Gotcha! Well, isn’t that what card carrying members like Alan Greenspan (“Greenspan backs bank nationalisation“) and Lindsey Graham (“GOP's Graham: Bank Nationalization an Option”) are more or less proposing?

I just checked, and - Gotcha! again – the commies rewrite history on Wikipedia: Ronald Reagan would never have appointed such a socialist to be chairman of the Fed! At least they slipped up and left a few  compromising facts in: Greenspan has been married to “MSM liberal” icon Andrea Mitchell by “ultraliberal” SCOTUS Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. He dated another liberal icon, Barbara Walters, in the late 70’s. And they also forgot to expunge reference to his first marriage to artist Joan Mitchell which they claimed got annulled. Mitchell lived for almost 40 years in France(!), and died there. Gotcha! a third time - Stalinist schemer Greenspan tried to hide it but doesn’t it speak for itself that he married Andrea Mitchell only after his first wife’s death? In the same vein, Greenspan cleverly claimed to have been a friend and follower of libertarian icon Ayn Rand, but the Ayn Rand Institute’s president, Yaron Brook, thoroughly debunked the myth. So maybe, he really suckered Ronnie into nominating him Fed chairman, after all.

And Lindsey Graham? Well, you know, he is a politician. But what can we believe in these times? Could it be that Governor Mark Sanford and Senator Jim DeMint are also sleeper cells planted to undermine the conservative movement after Lindsey Graham is completely discredited as the socialist at heart that he is?

Beware, dear reader, you don’t even know it yourself: By railing against the bank bailout, you are part of a vast, worldwide Marxist conspiracy. And if you support it, even more so! Admit it: You are the socialist! – or we liberals have you waterboarded …

Next time I’ll explain why Ike, too, was a communist.

Email ItEmail It | Print ItPrint It | CommentsComments (0) | TrackbacksTrackbacks (0) | Flag as offensiveFlag as Offensive
« Previous1Next »